与我平行的王小波时代

这是一篇由本杂志(就是我那份一直在热火朝天快马加鞭筹备中的杂志)的美女主编(实际上该美女昨天起义了)发起的命题作文。

我今天在货场又把一头特立独行的猪搜出来,还是没看完第三段。前两段已然图穷匕见,唠唠叨叨的把那点意思说完了,那头猪出场与否实在没什么必要。我倒是想建议他干脆别写什么劳什子猪,就顺着前两段一直唠叨下去,从头到尾不提猪,这样反而有点深意。然后我又去搜出来有陈清扬的那部小说,看了几页。这部第一人称的小说在一开始就让我莫名其妙的想起米兰昆德拉,然后想起了江小鱼、韦小宝……就算是武侠小说里面的男主角,也要给个为什么牛逼哄哄的理由,比如弄本武林秘籍吃个仙丹妙药或者来个恶人谷什么的,可是身为知情的“我”在那个时代凭什么混的这么牛哄哄的,是能打还是有人照顾?我没有看下去,不得而知。我估计大概后面也不见得有什么交代。

我觉得一个作品,总得合理才行,不能为了讲理就不管不顾的自说自话,更何况我非常不喜欢为了卖弄点道理而直挺挺的眼巴巴的生硬的胡掰出一个四六不着调的故事。越是打算讲道理的小说,就越不能讲出这个道理,对吧。不然的话,和学习邱少云这样的课文有什么两样呢?

我极其不喜欢他的叙述方式,自说自话的唠唠叨叨,满篇无数个我我我为我我……他像上帝一样,为了满足自己的表达欲,想怎么编造就怎么编造。火急火燎的迫不及待地想告诉别人,看,我感悟到了这些道理。问题是那些道理实在是老生常谈。我倒没觉得他是愤青,感觉他可能是80年代熏陶出来的哲学青年吧,爱思考,接触了一些西方的书籍什么的。

简单点说,他的小说和语文课的课文差不多,中心思想太突出了。不是我的那杯茶。刘庆邦、刘震云、格非都没看过,我也就不感到惶恐了。

如果他意味着一个时代,那么这个时代与我是平行的,没有交集。可能他是个不错的作家,一个勤奋的思想者,我想那也是限于那个时代的中国大陆。就像姜文,他是有才华的导演,不过是那个时候的,而且还得是大陆的,还得是田壮壮、张艺谋被灭了。

我不喜欢王小波,起义了的美女主编也不喜欢不是忏悔,单翼飞行的篮球名宿也不喜欢海上花。嗯哼,我们扯平了。

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